Supernatural Hunk Signs on as Incredible Hulk!

In an amazing scoop, we can exclusively reveal that Jared Padalecki (left), one of the two hotties currently lighting up Thursday night television screens on the hit show Supernatural , is set to play the coveted role of Lou Ferrigno in a biopic of The Incredible Hulk. Sources say there is no other explanation as to why the formerly slim and beautiful Padalecki, one time babe of prime time television, now closely resembles the green-skinned Marvel monster. Insiders have speculated that Mr. Padalecki may be unaware of his gargantuan metamorphosis, and it is thought that boatloads of fan mail from devoted Jaredites, in which hysterical teenage girls and demented middle-aged men protest his superhero transformation, are being secretly stored at an undisclosed location. Padalecki's agent is quoted as saying that Mr. Padalecki "got carried away with his fitness regime at the gym, and even bulked up on containers of gummy bears." Padalecki's co-star, the trim and handsome Jensen Ackles, was not available for comment. More news as it happens.