Monday, October 30, 2006

Get Happy

Suggestions for a more blissful life:

1. Stop watching the news
2. Stop reading the newspapers
3. Buy food which requires no cooking
4. Drink alcohol frequently
5. Take as many pills as Marilyn
6. Go for a massage as often as possible
7. Pretend you have no debt
8. Trust nobody
9. Stop reading fiction
10.Remember you're a Womble

2 Comments:

At 2:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

11. Research the oeuvres of noted thespians Jared Padalecki and Keanu Reeves.

 
At 10:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

One more suggestion for a more blissful life:
1. Buy food which requires whipped cream

 

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