Get Happy
Suggestions for a more blissful life:
1. Stop watching the news
2. Stop reading the newspapers
3. Buy food which requires no cooking
4. Drink alcohol frequently
5. Take as many pills as Marilyn
6. Go for a massage as often as possible
7. Pretend you have no debt
8. Trust nobody
9. Stop reading fiction
10.Remember you're a Womble
2 Comments:
11. Research the oeuvres of noted thespians Jared Padalecki and Keanu Reeves.
One more suggestion for a more blissful life:
1. Buy food which requires whipped cream
Post a Comment
<< Home