ANGELS IN PARADISE: THE RETURN VISIT
Unfortunately, Charlie's been kidnapped by Lelani Sako again, so the Angels will be out of commission as of May 14th trying to secure his safe return. This means checking into the Royal Hawaiian, looking for clues at the Mai Tai Bar, busting Lelani's husband out of jail (again) and driving 2.8m to Waimanalo to see if there are any red head-scarves floating about. It'll be even harder than last time though: at least back then Bri (who still refuses to wear a bikini) was lucky enough to get some leads from Don Ho. Poor chap's dead now, and we suspect Mr Blue was behind that as well. And of course good old dependable Bosley's no longer with us. So, if we succeed in freeing Charlie, we will report back to the office on June 4th. Probably sunburnt and unable to sit down, depending on the location of the beach. But one of the Angels may get a chance to post here and there, so stay tuned. Aloha!Kelly Garrett,
Townsend Detective Agency
posted by MadAboutMillay @ 8:03 AM
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One of the Angels was arrested for wearing a bikini over her wetsuit at the Mai Tai Bar at the Royal Hawaiian yesterday. She kept saying something about a loft in the East Village, but nobody knew what she was talking about. 17 Monkey's Lunches have been consumed in 4 days, resulting in certain Angels smiling so much they have been entered into the "Bonnie Langford Lookalike Talent Show." Oh, and the latest craze down here in Waikiki? Young Asian Males (YAMS) learning to surf. The regular blogger keeps uttering the phrase "call Linda Oishi," but again, nobody has a clue what he's talking about. Aloha!
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